Greetings! I am Thor, son of Odin, and I come to share my words of wisdom.

[Thor and Tony standing among the trees. Text: “Tony, my comrade in arms, I sympathize with thy plight, yet I believe that the words of one of thine Midgardian bards doth express my feelings aptly.  If thou hadst affection for the fair Pepper, then thou ought to have placed a mark of betrothal upon her person.”]

[Thor and Tony standing among the trees. Text: “Tony, my comrade in arms, I sympathize with thy plight, yet I believe that the words of one of thine Midgardian bards doth express my feelings aptly.  If thou hadst affection for the fair Pepper, then thou ought to have placed a mark of betrothal upon her person.”]

Verily, posteriors of great proportion are to my liking, and in this I speak thee no deceit.

Verily, posteriors of great proportion are to my liking, and in this I speak thee no deceit.

[Image: Thor kissing Jane’s hand. Text: “‘Tis better than thine; verily, tis better than thine. I could teach thee. but I must levy a fee.”]

[Image: Thor kissing Jane’s hand. Text: “‘Tis better than thine; verily, tis better than thine. I could teach thee. but I must levy a fee.”]

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  • THOR: Lo, we hath just become acquainted
  • THOR: And mayhaps this is madness
  • THOR: But this is how to reach me
  • THOR: If thou wouldst, prithee?